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Emotional Support Human | Unisex Tri-Blend Tee

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Let's be honest about who's really providing the emotional support in this relationship. This shirt acknowledges what every dog parent knows deep down: you're not the one being rescued here - you're the one doing the supporting.

Your dog has trained you well in the art of comfort provision. You've mastered the precise belly rub technique, learned to detect anxiety from three rooms away, and perfected the "everything will be okay" voice that works for thunderstorms, fireworks, and the terrifying sound of the garbage truck. You're basically a certified therapy human.

Perfect for dog parents who've accepted their calling as professional comfort providers, anxiety managers, and full-time emotional availability specialists.

Whether you're providing pre-vet visit reassurance, post-bath comfort, or just being a reliable presence for someone who thinks you're the most important human in the world, you've earned your certification.

Part of our GoodDogs collection - because being someone's emotional support human is an honor.

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