Trained by My Dog | Unisex Garment-Dyed Heavyweight T-Shirt

Let's be honest about who's really in charge here. This heavyweight tee celebrates the reality that you didn't train your dog - your dog trained you to understand their complex system of demands, preferences, and non-negotiable scheduling requirements.

"Trained by My Dog" speaks to every dog parent who's mastered the art of opening doors on command, dispensing treats at precise intervals, and rearranging their entire life around a furry CEO's comfort requirements. You've been expertly conditioned to recognize the subtle difference between "I want dinner" barks and "there's a suspicious leaf outside" barks. Your training is complete.

Whether your dog has trained you to wake up at 5 AM for breakfast, reserve prime couch real estate, plan all vacations around dog-friendly destinations, or accept that your bed is actually their bed that they graciously share with you - this shirt acknowledges the master-student relationship accurately.

The heavyweight garment-dyed construction gives this tee that vintage, lived-in feel that gets softer with every walk, park visit, and training session (theirs, not yours). The substantial fabric has the same reliable quality your dog expects from all aspects of their carefully curated lifestyle.